Fatty and Fatso

I have noticed that a lot of people around me lack basic general knowledge. They don't even know the difference between a fatty and a fatso! Let me make the difference clear to all you mere rational thinkers out there.

A fatty - a person with fat qualities

A fatso- a person with excess flab

Now, I hear all your flabbergasted brains are perplexed. They are all thinking the same thing. What on earth are fat qualities?

You wanna know? You really wanna?

You wont until you re-phrase your question.

What on earth are fat qualities?

Now you have a vague idea about what I'm getting at..

Now I'm too tired to tell you. You'll have to figure that out by yourself.

My current obsession: Pretty/Unpretty

100 views!

Blimey!

I am absolutely-possitutely flabbergasted!!

I just hit a hundred views!!!!!

Thing is, I've probably visited my blog 85 out of those 100 times.

What the ghetto?! I don't care. I've still got a 100 views..

I've hit the century mark!

I've decided, in honor of my 100th visiter (me!), I will end each post with my current obsession. Like this:

My current obsession - Glee!! (Born this way! I cannot wait for Prom Queen!)

Blue!

Orange!

Pink!

Purple!

Lime green!

Red!

Lavender!

GOOSEPIMPLES!!

Blimey!

Cakehole!

Me

Although I've posted 5 times so far, I really don't think you readers know anything about me other than the fact that I am a random girl with weird thoughts (unless you know me, which is usually the case). So, my dear reader, here are some things you need to know about me:

1) I love to read! Anything. Other than teenage vampire romance novels.

2) I am that quiet, dreamy girl in the corner but when you get to know me, I am LOUD!

3) I am not photogenic.

4) I may be a teenager but that doesn't mean I'm a parent-hating, clothes and boy obsessed rebel.

5) I love to cook and bake. And I love to eat.

6) I hate it when people say I am too thin or too fat or too tan or too pale or too tall or too short or whatever.

7) I love to write but am not very good at it.

8) I am an okay student.

9) I think love at first sight is stupid and vain. And teenage crushes are rarely the "love of your lives". Also, I hate it when people say "My life would suck without him/her" or "I am happiest when I am with him/her". People, you need to be self sufficient and stop relying on other people for happiness.

10) I can't stand vain, racist, sexist, closed-minded or judgmental people.

11) I like watching TV but nothing beats a good book.

12) I can't stand rap music. Other than Eminem. You know, when I first heard his name, I thought he was M&M (the candy). I'm not saying rap music is bad. All I'm saying is, it's not me. I'm more of a soft-rock, pop and country (although not Tim McGraw kind) kinda person.

13) Which brings me to, I LOVE M&M's! And all kinds of candy.

14) I love dark chocolate.

15) I do not like the number 15, therefore, there is nothing over here.

16) I am not sporty but very active.

17) I LOVE to swim. I try very hard to swim fast when I have to.

18) I am not usually competitive but I'm a perfectionist.

19) The last 5 sentences started with the word "I" so I'm gonna start this point with "The".

20) I hate bratty, spoiled kids

21) My favorite subjects are Literature, business studies, chemistry and physics. I also like history, which I have not taken.

22) I admire courageous, focused, indépendant and friendly people. And people who like raspberries.

23) I am an ice-cream junkie. And I love rainbow sprinkles. And rainbow colors

24) I love quotes from songs.

25) I can add another 25 facts but I think your tired of reading. So goodbye for now.

Supposedly Interesting..

We all know there are many, many ways to kill boredom but 1 method seems to be the best for me. Going through random, interesting facts. I used to think the things we learnt at school were useless until I read these facts.

Any-which-way, I was going through this website full of interesting facts. Scrolling down, my excitement kept growing. This site is so cool, I thought, these facts are really, really interesting. Not the kind you hear about everyday. Yes, I was almost in love with the site. But then, I found this:

"The pancreas produces insulin."

sujafkiudashoritabasagh!!!! That is supposed to be interesting?!? God, save me.

How? How can that lie among facts like:

"Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old."

"Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave. That's actually time-travelling."

"The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo." (Dr. Sues is a genius)

"Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors."

"Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights."

"The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building."

"According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction." (Must say, some people have very very serious cases of the Monday morning blues!

Christina Perri

Have you ever heard a song that seems to have been written for you?

Not the message. The music.

Well, I feel that way about almost all Christina Perri songs. If I were to write songs, I'd write stuff that'd sound exactly like them.

I've just listened to The Lonely and I'm like, "BLIMEY! I am absolutely flabbergasted!"

Everything about that song, every note she hits is eerie, touching and just perfect! Perfect! Perfect! PERFECT!!

Any-which-way, I would think Christina would be far more famous than she is right now. She is amazing, gone from being a waitress to a singer but people don't even know about her. Sometimes, I talk to people about music and they say, "Who's Christina Perri?" and I say, "Shut your cake-hole!! Listen to her this minute, or else..*trying to sound incredibly threatening*"...

Thing is, I may have never heard of her if not for a fantastic friend. I'm trying to imagine life without Christina Perri music...

It's pretty much the same BUT trust me when I tell you, Christina Perri is a great example of timeless, amazing artists.

Okay. Now listen to her. And watch her amazing videos. And tell me you love her hair ;).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_4O44sfjM (Jar Of Hearts music video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9YQPWqTnx4 (The Lonely)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeW0Sl0tNS8 (Arms music video)

Master Chef Australia

What can be better than master classes, mystery boxes, celebrity chef cook-offs and invention tests?

Not much.

Master Chef Australia is one of the best TV shows of all time. And it's starting tomorrow!!! I can't wait!!! It's been over 6 months since the time I used to sit on the couch, watching the most amazing food being put together by excited competitors.

Your probably wondering what I'm talking about. I could have watched the other Master Chef seasons from other countries but it's not the same. Master Chef Australia is the only Master Chef where the contestants are actually nice to each other, united by their love of food. In Master Chef USA, it was just politics and in Master Chef India, all everyone did was cry.